Date of review:
07.08.2021 12:44 AM
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This is the absolute worst escort that I've ever seen in my life. It was a waste of my time and especially money ($600) for a flat out liar. Everything she states in her ad is lies. She's not open minded, she's not fetish friendly, she doesn't make you feel at ease, she's not accommodating, and definitely is a clock watcher and rushes you (pretty much what another reviewer said).
I texted her for a session and she said she did all that I requested. I leave work to head to her hotel since we had a 4:15 pm appointment and she texts me when I'm getting there that she's going to the store and has no car but was using Uber. She also asked me to buy her liquor along the way (which I refused because I was already paying money to see her and my activities of choice, she had to be sober). I get to the hotel and actually saw her still waiting for the Uber and it was 15 minutes for our agreed upon time. I didn't get up to her room until after 5 pm (45 minutes later) and she wasn't even ready. She had to change into lingerie but kept on talking to me instead of getting ready so I kept on telling her she can take her time but as long as I get my two hours that I was paying for. Her room was a dump. She had over 10 wigs laid out on a sofa, had her suitcase wide open with clothes thrown across the floor, and stuff all over the table. When she asks me to remind her what she's doing again (which was a surprise to me), and actually reacted like she was scared to do some of them which she winded up being. She only did 1/4 of the services I asked her. When she got on me, she was completely motionless. I had to physically tell her what to do and physically move her. Her pics are also not accurate. She looks much older than in her 30s and has lost a lot of weight. I was expecting a thick big booty woman (where the fish tattoo in her pics across her booty doesn't go across it like in the pic) because her booty is a lot smaller. She told me she used to weigh 165 lbs (what her pics actually depict) but when she was on top of me, it felt like she weighed 125lbs-130 lbs. She also played on her cellphone the entire time not showing me any respect and attention for the time that I was paying for. She also kept her ringer on/the sound on her cellphone off. I told her to stay on me at all times even when she got tired. She got off of me to go use the bathroom which I was cool with but throughout the session, she constantly kept on getting off of me to go to the bathroom and I could hear her talking to herself and cussing in the bathroom. She gave me the impression that she was high or taking drugs (maybe what she was doing in the bathroom). She refused to do 3/4 of what I asked for because she was "scared" to do them but had to me that she did all that I asked for prior to the session. The most annoying thing she did was play on her phone the entire time and continually get off of me. It came to a point within the 1st hour that I couldn't hold how pissed off at her that I was because she said she knew I was pissed and said it's her fault but didn't even make an attempt to do the things she said she would. She also kept on asking me through the session after I was pissed if I wanted a massage (which is not what I came to see her for) so I refused each time. She actually cut off our 2-hour session with 25-minutes left and right in front of me set up another date with another guy. She has no business ethics whatsoever and is very dumb. Earlier in the session we talked a little about what I do and I told her I fly out to the Gulf of Mexico. She asked me what state is the Gulf of Mexico in and than she asked me where is it located. I was shocked that she didn't know but she is Canadian (but she should still know). She also has some very nasty looking toes. I tried my best not to look at them.
She was the absolute worst escort that I've ever seen/met. Also earlier in the session, she was teasing me with her vagina on my balls but when I got to the point that I was completely shut off from her physically because of how the session went, I tried to get her to tease me again in the same manner but she refused because she claimed that I was going to get her pregnant (which it wasn't an issue earlier in the session). She also offers to take me out to dinner for her troubles and I also refused because unless she was going to take me out to a $300 dinner, that wouldn't have helped either. She also offered to give me back some of my money (which she didn't). Also before the session started, she was also disrespectful in taking my crisp $100 bills and putting them under the lamp light as if I was giving her counterfeit money. Also when I was ready to leave (before the two hours that I paid for), she tried to accuse me of taking back my money (which I should have) when she forgot where she put it.
She was a complete joke and fellas if you're reading this, avoid her completely. She's a disrespectful con artist, liar, and semi-catfish.